Get ready for some gems from my dad for the next five days
- (I have been home for approximately five minutes)
- Me: (moaning, whining) I don't know any of the TV channels here!
- Dad: Your cross is so heavy.
You have single-handedly turned your father into a LOST addict.
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My mom gave me the best news ever on the way home from the train station. I have been trying to convince him to watch it for YEARS, and I finally bought him season 1 for his birthday in April. I told him a few months ago that his homework was to start it by the time I got home for Thanksgiving, because he’s getting season 2 for Christmas.
If I accomplish nothing else for the rest of the year, this is enough for me.
An email from my dad, who is golfing in Ireland
“Great trip so far, just returning to Dublin, in time to celebrate Guinness’
250th birthday…’ To Arthur !!!! ‘…….cheers”


