c a l l a h a n

a satirical muxtape

Apr 1st

"Excuse me, I was wondering if you could tell...

Mar 31st

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Chris Farley at his best. God, I miss him. I wonder what he would be doing if he was still...

Mar 31st

My mom handed this to me wordlessly when I was home...

Mar 31st

Lazy Sunday

According to Lifetime, it’s “Stay In Bed Sunday”. And what Lifetime says, goes....

Mar 30th

These are, by far, the best immunity supplements out there....

Mar 30th

My parents, December 1974. They had been married for 3...

Mar 30th

ideas: Craziest Tattoo I’ve Seen A thread about crazy...

Mar 30th

OK, THIS IS THE ILLEST SHIT I'VE SEEN SINCE I...

Mar 29th

Penn Station in the middle of the night is kind of surreal....

Mar 28th

Of course.

Mar 28th

Leaving my apartment to go catch the 3:15am train to Boston....

Mar 28th

Running is addictive

Mar 28th

(Relative) Success!

First time running in almost 4 months=amazing. All I did was 30 minutes, single interval and a...

Mar 27th

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This song is going on my running playlist. Getting back on the treadmill for the first time...

Mar 27th

Tumblr being down really fucks up my day. Just realized how lame that makes me sound. Whatever. Too...

Mar 27th

ideas: Steve Jobs portrait made up of Apple products via...

Mar 27th

One of the categories at trivia tonight...

Mar 26th

Muxtape bandwagon!

Mar 26th

Random/awkward/really funny picture from one night at dinner...

Mar 25th

Listen

SXSW Artist of the Day: Capitol K, “Drum St. Song”

Mar 25th

Making the jump (or dive, if you will)

I’ve decided to give up on bottled water. The more I think about it, the more ridiculous it...

Mar 24th

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SXSW Artist of the Day: The Black Ghosts, “Any Way You Choose To Give It”

Mar 24th

One of my cousins, Brooke. She’s 13, ten times...

Mar 23rd

Easter means video games: my mom playing Wii golf. ...

Mar 23rd

Awesome antique clock store in Bedford Hills, NY.

Mar 23rd

Things That Suck, March Edition

I think the term “pre-cancerous” is probably one of my least favorite terms, ever.

Mar 22nd

alexbalk: At eight bucks a pack, why is this surprising?...

Mar 21st

Anderson Cooper and David Beckham on 60...

Mar 21st

New, cheap Boston NYC bus with wifi

Mar 21st

I’m back from Mexico with a little more blonde and a...

Mar 21st

Happy St. Patrick's Day!

St. Patrick’s Day is not quite the same in Mexico. Granted, I haven’t been in the US for...

Mar 18th

In limbo

Right now we’re on layover in Chicago. I have not slept yet and kind of want to die. Before...

Mar 14th

Michelle's thoughts on my Tumblr (upon...

Michelle: wait ps. i BET you money that you have fans too
Michelle: that like read your blog and what not
Michelle: you're too cool to go unnoticed
Me: haha i seriously doubt it, but thanks
Michelle: no but really i mean i think you're awesome and i'm like real life friends with you
Michelle: if i didnt know you in real life i'd totally be intimidated by your internet persona

Mar 14th

Hasta luego

Seré en Puerto Vallarta, Mexico hasta el noche de jueves. Es probable que no tendré internet o una...

Mar 14th

Listen

Alphabeat, “Fascination”. So into this right now.

Mar 14th

Watch

Reporter gets knocked over by sled, still manages to wrap with dignity.

Mar 13th

Just found ANOTHER huge batch of really old/random...

Mar 13th

Circa 2005. I don’t even remember which shoot this...

Mar 13th

“If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at...”
— An old Irish saying. I just...

Mar 13th

HELP

Does anyone know if my Blackberry will work in Mexico? I have Verizon, and I know it will be on...

Mar 13th

It's too easy. I don't even have to do...

Whitney: case
Whitney: wait are you sitting down
Whitney: i have to tell you something kinda major
Me: i'm reclining in bed
Me: so yes
Whitney: i started reading a book yesterday
Whitney: FOR FUN
Me: WHOAAAA
Whitney: i know, this is a big deal
Me: what is it
Whitney: confessions of a shopaholic
Whitney: i read in my head in a british accent

Mar 13th

Leaving for Mexico tomorrow night around...

There is no way I can get everything done and get more than 4 hours of sleep tonight. The next 24...

Mar 13th

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ericlodwick: jakec: Elastic Corn.

Mar 12th

Yes, Sophie is a dog. A pug, if you...

Whit: sophie is following me everywhere
Whit: she's like the pugarazzi

Mar 12th

That was quick.  [BustedTees]

Mar 11th

I swear, he doesn’t dress like this all the...

Mar 11th

Keches (aka Andrew) and I. LOVE him.

Mar 11th

Hot as in...sweaty?

Me: I feel bad for whoever is gonna have the hotel room next to us.
Tali: I hope they're big, hot, men.

Mar 11th

This is the result of my mom trying to “figure...

Mar 11th

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“The Bubblegum Sequencer” - this is awesome.

Mar 11th

Always tastes better at home.

Mar 10th

Haha, fuck you Spitzer.

Mar 10th

I came downstairs this morning and had no idea where my mom...

Mar 9th

Gripes of the day

-Gas pumps that slow down  an eternity before they get to the desired amount. So let’s say...

Mar 9th

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This video is SO GAY. Kidding! Seriously though, people like this are ridiculous. 

Mar 9th

Summer 2006. Hopefully I will be this tan when I get back...

Mar 9th

Things I Learn Upon Coming Home

My dad has a subscription to Esquire. What?

Mar 9th

Standard.

Mar 8th

My friend Eric (in all the photos) started a t-shirt company...

Mar 8th

Ah yes, why I love coming home

Anne (via text message): wait what are you wearing?
Lauren (via text message): boob tassels

Mar 8th

I'M ALLOWED TO START RUNNING...

Says my surgeon, as of this afternoon.  The marathon in May is definitely out, but still. ...

Mar 8th

Going home.

Mar 7th

Whoa. I can totally feel the screws in my ankle through my skin. I wish Tumblr had a...

Mar 7th

This is my friend Anne’s half-sister, Laila. She took...

Mar 7th

“I have confidence in my own bullshit, you know?”
— Richard Price

Mar 6th

Today I went on the elliptical for the first time in...

Mar 5th

www.20x200.com I love, love, LOVE the idea behind this...

Mar 5th

Google stock drops to 52-week low

It dropped as low as $435.78. I’m so tempted to buy stock…I’ve been waiting for it...

Mar 5th

“young people are just smarter.”
— Mark Zuckerberg

Mar 5th

Wear A Sweater, Honor Mr. Rogers

Mar 4th

“Mr. Obama is magnetic, interacts with the audience, leads a...”
— Peggy Noonan, The Wall Street...

Mar 4th

I absolutely adore this picture. It’s stunning. [via...

Mar 4th

I shouldn't even post this, because...

Me: wait a second
Me: how's your kid?
Chris: ahaha yeah i have one
Me: AHAHAHA
Me: whaaaaatttt
Chris: yeah prob the funniest thing ever
.....
Me: don't tell me he lives with you
Chris: ha
Chris: nope lives with his mom
Me: good
Me: how's it feel
Me: being a dad
Chris: the same i do the exact same shit
Me: ahahaha
Me: you're nuts
Chris: except i pull out or use condoms now
Chris: most of the time
Me: well at least you've learned something from this experience
......
Chris: you still got the same number
Me: yes sir
Chris: can you get pictures
Me: faaack no email it to me
Chris: i don't have any on the computer
Me: the only picture you have of your son is on your phone?
Me: why am i not surprised
......
Me: so what are you doing now that college is finally over?
Chris: just quit my job
Me: okay, now what
Chris: i dunno yet
Me: ...nice.
Chris: ya i'm a jobless father its sweet
Me: such a role model
Chris: shit i know
Me: (dies with laughter)

Mar 4th

ATTENTION: EMERGENCY!

I need really good suggestions for a team name for trivia tomorrow night. It doesn’t have to...

Mar 4th

“OTAKU is the Japanese word for the enthusiast whose...”
— NY Mag

Mar 4th

I kind of think I should get one of these...

Mar 4th

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ideas: Travis Pastrana Skydives without a Parachute. Serious balls. 

Mar 3rd

Since it was semi-nice out today, instead of doing all the...

Mar 3rd

Way too many people at Whiskey Town last night for...

Mar 2nd

My Left-Handed Sugar Joke

oats: Q: What do you call a sugar that swings both ways? A: Ambidextrose. Call me a loser, but I...

Mar 2nd

I had (a very early) dinner tonight with Ryan, who was one...

Mar 2nd

Photos by Christopher Berntsen.

Mar 1st

What I’m Listening To (the most) This Week: ...

Mar 1st

“art & love are the same thing: it’s the process of...”
— Chuck Klosterman

Mar 1st